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okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD
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reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

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iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted
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mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this
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quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

(via muditadrivenlife)

awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up
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